Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!!

For a vegetarian there really is only side dishes but I have alot to be thankful for!! Thanks to the service men and women who make our everyday freedom possible in the land of the free. Thanks to my mom for putting up with me all these years!! Have a safe holiday weekend! Here is my list of instructions on how to cook your bird.....haha!

17 Stages To Cooking a Turkey
1.Go buy a turkey
2.Take a drink of whisky
3.Put turkey in the oven
4.Take another 2 drinks of whisky
5.Set the degree at 375 ovens
6.Take 3 more whiskys of drink
7.Turk the bastey
8.Whisky another bottle of get
9.Ponder the meat thermometer
10.Glass yourself a pour of whisky
11.Bake the whisky for 4 hours
12.Take the oven out of the turkey
13.Floor the turkey up off of the pick
14.Turk the carvey
15.Get yourself another scottle of botch
16.Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
17.Bless the dinner and pass out

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